Posted in Asides on February 4th, 2011 by corey

This blog is boring. I should post something once in a while.

Posted in Asides on November 16th, 2010 by corey

Does anyone else buy their own Christmas presents and then have their spouse wrap it and put it under the tree?

Posted in Asides on January 17th, 2010 by corey

The most noticeable difference between reheated Chinese food and that freshly delivered:
Fortune cookies

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Posted in Asides on November 11th, 2009 by corey

So what do you do when your Kia blows the engine at 65,000 miles?

You take $600 and buy a used Volvo 240 with 297,000 miles that still runs great!

Posted in Asides on October 29th, 2009 by corey

So the dealer told us to p*ss off with our dead Kia.

But, I found a place that will sell us an engine for $950.00 once they get one in.

So, is it wrong that I’m wishing for some Kia Sorentos to wreck in this snowstorm?

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Posted in Asides on September 23rd, 2009 by corey

The engine crapped out in our Kia Sorento with only 65,000 miles. That “10 year – 100,000 mile” powertrain warranty they advertise on TV?

For original owner only.

So it’s just that, an advertisement, they don’t really stand behind their junk cars at all.

Screw Kia…

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Posted in Asides on September 14th, 2009 by corey

Kia makes crappy cars.

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Posted in Asides on August 28th, 2009 by corey

It turns out the speed increase from Comcast flushed out the fact that we have a weak signal coming in to the house.

The Cable Guy is coming out this afternoon to fix it.

I just hope it’s not Jim Carey…

Posted in Asides on August 24th, 2009 by corey

The sunrise at the start of my bike commute this morning was amazing.

Also, it means that pretty soon I’ll be starting my ride before the sunrise…

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Posted in Asides on August 18th, 2009 by corey

First bike commute to the datacenter:

23.0 miles

1:36:30

1/2 a bottle of powerade

2 Within Temptation CD’s

And freakin’ headwinds…what IS it with the wind here!

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